Putting Together a List of Favorite Beatles Songs? Consider Some Rules

First of all, this photo. John, put your mask up. George, that’s not funny.

Every so often you’ll see an online discussion of people’s favorite Beatles songs. You can pretty much tell from people’s lists what kind of fans they are. There are those who place emphasis on the “solo” years of the White Album (“solo” because not one song from the collection is a group creation). Then there are those who like songs drawn from the psychedelic era of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (George Martin never forgave himself for leaving “Strawberry Fields Forever” and “Penny Lane” off that album) and Magical Mystery Tour. And let’s not forget the folk rock songs from Help! and Rubber Soul. But here are two songs that you will never see on any short list of favorite Beatles songs: “She Loves You” and “I Want to Hold Your Hand.” This is where the first of my two rules comes into play: If you’re going to put together a short list of your favorite Beatles songs and if your intent is to capture the full scope of the band from beginning to end, it follows that you have to include at least one song from the Beatlemania days of ’63 and ’64.

I bring this up because a discussion of people’s five favorite Beatles songs appeared recently in a post at Jerry Coyne’s website. Coyne cited a list made by a friend: “Hey…